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...Maybe it was an April Fool?
Canadese
caitlin_chan
Just not by me.  Behold, taken about 24 hours later, the same courtyard as yesterday's pic:



ALSO:

Dear she_universe,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.
I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head outside of Chicago, and I saw you knock out and pull the toupee off my best friend.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt.
I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.
You should also know that I never liked eggplant-fetishism.
Go burn,
caitlin_chan


Dear (the person who last commented on your journal).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___, and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Other - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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Okay, this time I'll do it right: I'm sorry for the loss of the snow XDDD

I wish I could ship you the rest of ours -_- Though it too is melting pretty fast (HOORAY!!)

I don't really hate it myself, just that when April rolls around I like to get on with green plants again!

XDDD

Yay melty~!

Things get green here snow or no snow, so it's no skin off my nose if we have it, as far as green stuff goes, haha.

dlajflsd I LOVE YOU. AND I WILL JOIN THE MONASTERY TOO. IRONICALLY, I WILL BE IN CHICAGO NEXT YEAR WITH (HOPEFULLY) NO SHRUNKEN HEADS. BECAUSE THOSE ARE CREEPTASTIC.

Dear Caitlin.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.

I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me as you ate enchilada, and I saw you sit at the crazy monk.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand the middle-east.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbor Martin as a memory.

You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about our friendship.
Go burn,
-Ellie-

I LOVE YOU TOO~~!

LOL @ CHICAGO!

<333333333333333333333

Incredibly cool before and after effect.

Now that looks like fun. Posting it now.

Haha, yeah. Though the ground is now all squishy and spongy. XD

Awesome. :D

When squishy and spongy can mean getting in mud up to your ankles... yeah, kinda. XD

Oh my, that sucks.

Did you intentionally answer a different answer for #10?

Shit sorry, I just reread what 10 asked you to do. I thought it was asking for the first letter of your last name.

Haha, no problem. XDD

You may noticed for sock colour, I used two - I'm wearing odd socks. XDD I could have used the thing for WHITE socks as well, because each sock is two colours (one is white and pink and one is white and blue), but I figured that was just getting ridiculous. XD

Yeah, I looked and I was like, "Hmm, she used two answers. Ahh... she must have had two different colors. lol. She would have different colored socks." XD.

Yep. :DDD One is white with a pink foot and one is white with a blue foot. ^.^ (Though I'm only wearing the pink one becauseI couldn't find the matching blue one. *doesn't really like pink at all*)

Caitlin? Why the anonymous comment?

Because I came down to work and forgot that being on the work computer means I'm not automatically logged in, haha. XDD

lol. Ah, I see. Hope you find stuff to do at work. I'd taken to looking at the Spoliers on Mangahelpers and their discussion on them. XD.

Oh, I have plenty to do, don't worry. ^^;;; *goes back to working on assignments*

i...had to spam your journal.

PROTOCOL: BY CAIT 'N ELLIE

Re: WE. ARE. PROVERSE.

lol

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