caitlin_chan

1. "If you're joking that's just cruel, but if you're being sarcastic, that's even worse."  Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz, askerian

2. I get cancer, I kill Jack.  Fight Club, oceanica

3. "I wouldn't feed that thing."
"It's got a harness, it's domesticated."  Stargate, tonko_ni

4. "I've thought of a wonderful present for you... Shall I give you despair?"  Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, askerian

5. "Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."  Monty Python and the Holy Grail, oceanica

6. "You have an accent in both languages. Who was your teacher? Jean Chrétien?"  Bon Cop Bad Cop, tonko_ni

7. "Say! Any of you guys know how to Madison?"  Rocky Horror Picture Show.  Brad Majors (asshole!) to the Unconventional Conventionalists (I had to call them that) after the Time Warp.  You all should see RHPS if you haven't yet.  XDD

8. "I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now."
"Checkov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team." Boondock Saints, riverrants

9. "You should drop that 'concrete road' thing."  Mimi wo Sumaseba/Whisper of the Heart, elysiumstudent

10. "Le abdollen. ...You look terrible."  Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.  Legolas to Aragorn upon his arrival at Helm's Deep after nearly dying and stuff.  XD

11. "You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!"  Mulan, oceanica

12. "What can you tell me about a seven foot lunatic hacking away with a broadsword at one o'clock in the morning, New York City, 1985?"
"...Not much."  Highlander, oceanica

13. "What's with you tonight?"
"I feel like a defective typewriter."  Grease, riverrants

14. "This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode."  Serenity, oceanica(and tonko_ni)

15. "You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable."
"What, like the back of a Volkswagen?"  Mallrats, atom0001

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